Friday, August 5, 2011

Misty's Horror Film

This is Misty's horror film, BEWARE!! It's scary. No it's not. She's getting a bath. You wouldn't know! You get in water on PURPOSE!! You twisted being!!!!





The Bath!!!!!!





Remember how I once said that Misty hangs around in my daughter's room because they give her lot's of treats and stuff, well, I forgot to mention, Misty also hangs around there because she's, well, my daughter's cat.




It was a nice day, so I decided that they could bathe the cat.
And this is where the horror story begins. Yeah right. Shut. UP!


Well *Sniff* She's *brhhhh* right. It's *bite bite* not that big a deal. *Arp*

Says you. You don't have to reorganize all your fur. I have to keep up my reputation!!! Now, back to the film.


It all started when they out that... THING... on me!

Then they brought *gulp* in the *Bum bum bum BUUUM* in the OUTDOORS!!!

Then they put this green goo on me.

Bleck.
Then I heard a noise.

WATER!!!!!!


I tried to run on numerous occasions.

But I just couldn't get away from its cold, wet, grip.

Soon it completely covered me.
Then they put some more stinky green goo on me.

And they scrubbed it in!!!!!!!!

Isn't it horrible??!!!

And they gave me weird fur styles.

See?
The other animals didn't show much sympathy.



Then they got me covered in water AGAIN!!!

Then they put me in this bucket of hot water, or it was at first,

but then it felt pretty good.
I thanked mommy for that.

Then after a little spray down to make sure I was clean they set me free.

And I was GONE!!!!

Coward. Misty: Am not!! You don't like baths either!!! Touche Misty.

Now I'm all dry!!!

Thanks for watching my Horror Film!!!!

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