This is Misty's horror film,
BEWARE!! It's scary. No it's not. She's getting a bath.
You wouldn't know! You get in water on PURPOSE!! You twisted being!!!!
The Bath!!!!!!
Remember how I once said that Misty hangs around in my daughter's room because they give her lot's of treats and stuff, well, I forgot to mention, Misty also hangs around there because she's, well, my daughter's cat.
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| It was a nice day, so I decided that they could bathe the cat. |
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| And this is where the horror story begins. Yeah right. Shut. UP! |
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| Well *Sniff* She's *brhhhh* right. It's *bite bite* not that big a deal. *Arp* |
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| Says you. You don't have to reorganize all your fur. I have to keep up my reputation!!! Now, back to the film. |
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| It all started when they out that... THING... on me! |
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| Then they brought *gulp* in the *Bum bum bum BUUUM* in the OUTDOORS!!! |
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| Then they put this green goo on me. |
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| Bleck. |
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| Then I heard a noise. |
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| WATER!!!!!! |
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| I tried to run on numerous occasions. |
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| But I just couldn't get away from its cold, wet, grip. |
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| Soon it completely covered me. |
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| Then they put some more stinky green goo on me. |
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| And they scrubbed it in!!!!!!!! |
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| Isn't it horrible??!!! |
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| And they gave me weird fur styles. |
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| See? |
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| The other animals didn't show much sympathy. |
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| Then they got me covered in water AGAIN!!! |
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| Then they put me in this bucket of hot water, or it was at first, |
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| but then it felt pretty good. |
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| I thanked mommy for that. |
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| Then after a little spray down to make sure I was clean they set me free. |
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| And I was GONE!!!! |
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| Coward. Misty: Am not!! You don't like baths either!!! Touche Misty. |
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| Now I'm all dry!!! |
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| Thanks for watching my Horror Film!!!! |
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