Sunday, August 28, 2011

Lost and Found


Chelsea,

and Duster,
ran away.
For over 12 HOURS!!! Chill out!!! I said I was sorry!!
But why'd they have to come back?!
Besides, it was kinda fun, we might do it again sometime!!

..........
Kidding!!

 And soon after we had a lost, we got a found!
 Sadly Rick wouldn't let us keep him.
 "Not my fault!" Yes it is.



Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi HI!!!
Car car car car car CAR RIDE!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Oh my GOODNESS was HE cute!!!!
I wanna look good in case he comes back!!

Get the wild look!!!

Mar rawr rawr rawr!!
Here, if you wanna look good for him wear this.

Thanks Mom.

Now how do you put the rotten thing on? Here, let me help.
 Here's the story of how the dogs got found.
They were found about 3 1\2 miles away!!! A long distance jogger, (bless her heart) found them. Even before we knew they were gone!! We were busy building a new chicken pen! So she took them home with her and absolutely adored them! Her 2 year old loved them to! She played fetch with them for a long time! Hours! And Duster really liked the shih tzus that were there. Rawr. Anyway. The next morning, (She found them around 8:00 or 9:00.) she went to the vet and had them scanned. And she said "if they didn't have microchips I would know have 4 dogs!" Thank God and Bless her for finding our dogs and having them scanned!!! I'm so glad our family is together again!! I could do without Chelsea. Ooh. be quiet, Lily!!
















































Friday, August 5, 2011

Misty's Horror Film

This is Misty's horror film, BEWARE!! It's scary. No it's not. She's getting a bath. You wouldn't know! You get in water on PURPOSE!! You twisted being!!!!





The Bath!!!!!!





Remember how I once said that Misty hangs around in my daughter's room because they give her lot's of treats and stuff, well, I forgot to mention, Misty also hangs around there because she's, well, my daughter's cat.




It was a nice day, so I decided that they could bathe the cat.
And this is where the horror story begins. Yeah right. Shut. UP!


Well *Sniff* She's *brhhhh* right. It's *bite bite* not that big a deal. *Arp*

Says you. You don't have to reorganize all your fur. I have to keep up my reputation!!! Now, back to the film.


It all started when they out that... THING... on me!

Then they brought *gulp* in the *Bum bum bum BUUUM* in the OUTDOORS!!!

Then they put this green goo on me.

Bleck.
Then I heard a noise.

WATER!!!!!!


I tried to run on numerous occasions.

But I just couldn't get away from its cold, wet, grip.

Soon it completely covered me.
Then they put some more stinky green goo on me.

And they scrubbed it in!!!!!!!!

Isn't it horrible??!!!

And they gave me weird fur styles.

See?
The other animals didn't show much sympathy.



Then they got me covered in water AGAIN!!!

Then they put me in this bucket of hot water, or it was at first,

but then it felt pretty good.
I thanked mommy for that.

Then after a little spray down to make sure I was clean they set me free.

And I was GONE!!!!

Coward. Misty: Am not!! You don't like baths either!!! Touche Misty.

Now I'm all dry!!!

Thanks for watching my Horror Film!!!!